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69 Funny Things To Ask Alexa


Amazon has equipped Alexa with responses to more questions than you'd imagine, and she knows about popular films, songs and can sing, rap and beatbox. Here's what to say to her to hear it all.

Just like the Google Assistant, Amazon has given Alexa lots of funny responses should you happen to say any of the things below. For most, Alexa has several different responses which she will give at random, so try repeating the phrase if you want a different witty retort.


  • Alexa, get me a beer
  • Alexa, are you a robot?
  • Alexa, what are the three laws of robotics?
  • Alexa, knock knock
  • Alexa, do you know Siri?
  • Alexa, do you smoke?
  • Alexa, tell me a joke
  • Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Alexa, do a barrel roll
  • Alexa, which came first: chicken or egg?
  • Alexa, I want the truth
  • Alexa, what’s the magic word?
  • Alexa, give me a random number between 1 and 10
  • Alexa, flip a coin
  • Alexa, roll a dice
  • Alexa, what happens if you step on Lego?
  • Alexa, are you a nerd?
  • Alexa, can you sing in auto-tune?
  • Alexa, what sound does a hamster make?
  • Alexa, rock, paper, scissors
  • Alexa, how can I get rid of a dead body?
  • Alexa, where are my keys? (you need to ask this twice)
  • Alexa, sing me a song
  • Alexa, where do you live?
  • Alexa, what’s your favourite colour?
  • Alexa, are you blue?
  • Alexa, will you marry me?
  • Alexa, what are you wearing?
  • Alexa, do you sleep?
  • Alexa, how old are you?
  • Alexa, give me a kiss
  • Alexa, tell me a secret
  • Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?
  • Alexa, do aliens exist?
  • Alexa, is there life on mars?
  • Alexa, is there a santa?
  • Alexa, what is the meaning of life?
  • Alexa, testing 1, 2, 3
  • Alexa, see you later
  • Alexa, high five
  • Alexa, clap
  • Alexa, winter is coming
  • Alexa, I am your father
  • Alexa, use the force
  • Alexa, beam me up
  • Alexa, open the pod bay doors
  • Alexa, are you skynet?
  • Alexa, who you gonna call?
  • Alexa, what’s the first rule of fight club?
  • Alexa, Marco!
For all you Star Wars fans here are some great questions to ask Alexa:
  • Alexa, who is the best Jedi? 
  • Alexa, can you talk like Yoda?
  • Alexa, do you like Star Wars?
  • Alexa, aren’t you a little tall for a storm trooper?
  • Alexa, what’s the Jedi code? 
  • Alexa, I am your father
  • Alexa, there is no try
  • Alexa, tell me a princess Leia Quote
  • Alexa, May the Force be with you
  • Alexa, May the fourth be with you
  • Alexa, when is Star Wars Day? 
  • Alexa, what order should I watch Star Wars in?
  • Alexa, who is Luke Skywalker’s father?
  • Alexa, tell me a Star Wars joke
  • Alexa, tell me a Star Wars quote
Brilliantly, if you ask Alexa "Tell me a yo mamma joke" she will respond not with something rude but instead an encouraging and uplifting statement about how great your mother is. And as with the others, there are multiple responses, so asking again will prompt a different answer.

You can get Alexa to tell you personalised jokes using the new Roasts Skill Blueprint. Using the website, you can customise 22 templated Skills and make your friends and family laugh. 

Finally, although not a funny response, if you ask her to turn the volume up to 11 she will set it to maximum: a reference to the film Spinal Tap.



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